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Khushi ko dhundne se gam milta hai,
yeh gam zindagi mein hardam milta hai,
jo dil ke saare gam baant le
aisa dost zindagi mein kam milta hai.....

Aaj pyari si subah boli uth dekh kya nazara hai,
maine kaha ruk pehle use to message kar doon jo is subah se bhi pyara hai.....
"GOOD MORNING".

Aisa dost chhaiye jo hume apna maan sake,
humare har dukh ko jaan sake,
chal rahe ho hum tez baarish mein
bhir bhi pani mein se ansuon ko pehchan sake....

Mujhe jala dena ya zameen mein dafna dena,
per jab bhi mangu mera hosla badha dena,
main tajmahal to nahi chhata ae dost,
bas meri kabr pe ek girls hostel banva dena....

Are u a high scoring student ?
Bored of getting good marks ?
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join my friendship aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 hafte mein
marks se no marks ab sach me possible....

Ansu ankh se kabhi kirne na paye,
na dard ho tumhe na kabhi chot aaye,
khushiyan zada to nahi mere hisse mein per,
jitni bhi hain rab kare wo bhi tumhe mil jaye.....

Love & Friendship were walking in a village.
Love falls into a well, why ? bcoz love is blind...
Friendship also jumps in the well, why ? bcoz it never lets anyone be alone....

"All beautiful things start from the heart & all bad things start from the mind.."

So never let the mind rule ur heart, let the heart rule ur mind.....

Girlfriend is like internet virus..

She will ENTER in ur life,
SCAN ur pocket,
TRANSFER ur money,
EDIT ur mind,
DOWNLOAD her problems,
DELETE ur smile,
& HANG ur life.....

Roz subah uth kar main bhagwan se yahi dua mangta hoon ki tumhare jaisa dost har kisi ko de..
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AAKHIR YE SAZA MEIN AKELE HI KYUN BHUGTU....

Aaj didar,
kal yaar,
parso pyar,
phir ikrar,
phir intezar,
phir takrar,
phir darar,
saari mehnat bekar,
aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar....

Ae dil tu mohabbat karta kyun hai,
karta hai to fir tadapta kyun hai,
tu to kehta ki mein dhadkan hoon uski.
fir uska dil mere bina dhadakta kyun hai....

Teri shaadi ke liye ek ladki dekhi hai, badi khubsurat hai, amitabh ke sath kam kar chuki hai, kaun hai pata hai ??..



Radha Miss Palanpur..

Life is so short. So follow some rules :

Forgive quickly,
Believe slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh loudly,
and Never avoid anything that makes u Smile....

Maximum height of challenge - a student leaves his answer sheet empty & writes on the last page :- Apne baap ki aulad hai to paas kar ke dikha ??....

Prayer is not to lighten ur burden but to strengthen ur back. Have faith in God, faith doesn't move mountains but gives power to climb....

Khuda ne tujhe banaya !
muskan di bachkani,
soorat di nurani,
attitude diya cool,
bas dimag gaya bhool.....

Namaskar aaj ka temperature 45' degree rehne ki asha hai, kripya apni DIMAG wali jagah per baraf laga ke rakhe kyunki BHUSE mein jaldi aag lagti hai....

Zindagi mein kuch kar ke dikhana hai to hati per ulte khade hokar photo kichvao aur photo ko ulta kar ke dikhao aur naam kamao, it's called talent...

Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi apni,
koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi.
Is kadar akele ho gaye hai hum ajkal,
koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi....

If u wait for happy moments, u will wait forever. But if u start believing that u r happy, u will be happy forever... Wish u happiness forever..

Kafan na dalo mere chhere per,
mujhe aadat hai muskurane ki.
Aaj ki raat na dafnao mujhe yaaron,
aaj umeed hai unke aane ki....

Aaj agar aapka msg aayega tabhi hum ROTI khayenge

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Aaj raat ko sirf PANIR-PARATHA aur KASHMIRI PULAV ke baad ICECREAM khake hi so jayenge....

In a pot, there were 10 fishes. 1 day a fish died and the water level increased. HOW ?

Think Little ???


Bcoz other 9 fishes were crying...

THAT'S FRIENDSHIP..

If 100% people like u, b sure I m one of them.
If 99% people hate u, b sure I m the remaining 1% who like u.
If 100% people hate u, b sure I m dead.... Take Care.

So ja agar neend tujhe aati hai,
meri har raat yunhi guzar jati hai,
ab kya bataoon tujhe..
Tere sote hi teri GIRLFRIEND mujhe hi call lagati hai.....

In 1947 Pakistan's people said :
"PAKISTAN ZINDABAD,PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"..


In 2008 Pakistan's people r saying :
"PAKISTAN SE ZINDA BHAG"....

Hasi ko inbox,
ansu ko delete,
gusse ko hold,
muskan ko sent,
help ko ok,
dil ko karo vibrate..

Phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari bajti hai.....

Zindagi mein phir kabhi mile jo hum,
kahin dekh ke na nazar jhuka lena,
"kahin dekha hai shayad aapko"...
Bus itna keh kar haath mila lena.....

KBC mein Shahrukh khan ne mujh se puccha
"World ka sabse bada kamina kaun hai" ?
maine 2 crore thukra diye par tera naam nahi liya..
After all apun ki dosti ka sawaal hai.....

If ever I was rude to u,
if ever I was angry with u,
if ever I misbehaved with u,
then don't hesitate just SLAP urself..
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kyunki galti aapki hi hogi main to accha bachcha hoon.....

Whenever u r sad,
Whenever u r gray,
remember I m here to listen whatever u say..
just walk with me 4 a little while
and I promise 2 bring back that sweet smile..

Sitaro ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga,
jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga,
us jahan ke saare haseen nazaron ki kasam..
aap sa pyara dost aur kahan hoga....

Sometimes I forget to ask "how r u" ?
sometimes I even miss to say "hi"!
but it doesn't mean that u r 4gotten.
it only means that I m lazy just like u....

Ram ne dhanush toda to sita ji daudi chali aayi,
Krishan ne bansuri bajai to radha bhi daudi chali aayi,
par jab maine ek siti bajai to wo apne baap ko le aayi...

Interviewer : how does an electric motor run ?
sardar : Dhurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......
Interviewer shouts : Stop it..
sardar : dhurr dhupp dhupp dupp dupp....

Likhne se pehle salaam karte hain,
dard-e-dil aapse bayaan karte hain,
ye mat samajhna ki bhul gaye hai hum..
yaad to aapko subah-sham karte hain....

In this world god made few sweet hearts,
among them he made some sweeter hearts,
amongst them he made a single sweetest heart..



O hello.. thats me.

Always try to send nice msgs, bcoz...

jab aapki saans rukegi..

logon ki zuban se niklega..


ladka tha to kamina kekin msg acche bhejta tha....

Mere dost tu bhi likha kar shayri meri tarah,
tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande-tamatar...
toh sham ki sabzi ka intezam ho jayega....

Khwab kahoon toh din mein chale jaoge,
phul kahun toh raat ko murjha jaoge,
chalo aapka naam zindagi rakh dete hain..
murne se pehle tak to saath nibhaoge....

Zindagi mein kabhi to humein yaad karoge,
mehfil mein nahi tanhai mein fariyaad karoge,
humsa na mila, na milega koi...
kabhi toh apni kismat per naaz karoge....

Fasle mitakar dilo me pyar rakhna,
is dosti ko sada barkarar rakhna,
jo bichad jaye hum-tum kabhi..
to phir milenge bas ankho me hamara intezar rakhna.....

Ladke : Ladkiyan , bus-train ke jaisi hoti hain, ek jati hai dusri aa jati hai....

Ladkiyan : Ladke , auto-taxi ke jaise hote hai, ek bulao 4 chale aate hai....

Aasman humse naraaz hai....,
taaron ka gussa behisab hai..
Log humse jalte hain..
Kyunki chand se pyara DOST hamare paas hai....

A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z..

Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya usko tapka diya...

Dream more, think high, analyze twice, choose the best, plan perfect, be confident, work hard, execute well then success is URS. All the best.

God apun se pucha,
Kidhar jana mangta ?
SWARG YA NARAK ?
Apun bola NARAK !
Apun ko malum,
Tum sala dost log udharich milega,
Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!

When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"

For me U r as...

Chees 4 pizza..
passport 4 visa...
butter 4 bread..
ice 4 freezer..
cream 4 cake...
water 4 lake..
leaf 4 tree..

a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!

2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parashute saying love never dies.

Stars has 5 ends,
Square has 4 ends,
Trinagle has 3 ends,
Line has 2 ends,
but Circle of our friendship has no end...

FRIEND in different lanaguages...

Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO


For me.. just simply "YOU"

On a romantic day,
Girlfriend asked his Boyfriend, " Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
Boy : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

FRIEND means :

F- Few

R- Relations

I - In

E - Earth

N - Never

D- Die

M_rkh,
St_pid,
B_dh_,
D_ffer,
Bewak_f,
Ghoch _,
_ll_,
Bhondu_,
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dekha... Everything is incomplete without ‘U’.

Red Rose: Love,
Yellow Rose: Friendship,
White Rose: Peace,

Which Rose for u ?
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Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh dur kare aur de Taazgi

Na karodo me
Na Lakho me
Na Hazaro me
Na Chand me
Na Sitaro me
Humne Aapko Dekha hai...
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CHAPPAL churate hue Mandir-Gurudwaro me...

Ab tak meri zindgi ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha ud jata tha,
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!

YOU R BUDHU??????????????


B- Best.
U- Understanding.
D- Decent.
H- Honest.
U- Unforgetable.


Khush mat ho akhir hoto BUDHU....

If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
If I was a poet, you would be my poem!
If I was an author you would be my story!
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But I m a cartoonist !!!!

Phoolon mein haseen Gulab hai.
Husan ke saath zaruri Sharaab hai,
Duniya mein har sawal ka jawab hai...
Agar koi tumse mere bare mein pooche to kehna woh Lajawab hai...

Ansu aap ka Nikle aur Aankhen meri ho,
Dil aap ka Dhadkey aur Dhadken meri ho,
Khuda kare hamara Pyar itna ghera ho,
JOB aap kare aur INCOME meri ho...

Wo kaun hai ?
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* Jo ISHQ me hai?
* Jo MANN me hai ?
* Jo DIL me hai?
* magar DHADKAN me nahi?
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Jyada socho mat STUPID, wo hai AAMIR KHAN

SMILE means :

S: Sets u free.
M: Makes u special.
I: Increases ur face value.
L: Lifts up ur spirits.
E: Erases all ur tensions.

So, please keep smiling.

The 4 ways to reach God: Look back & thank God. Look forward & trust God. Look around & serve God. Look within & find God.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

One who smokes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART !!!

Aaj socha ki jawab kya bheju,
Aap jaise logon ko khitab kya bheju,
Koi phool ho to mujhe maloom nahi,
Jo khud gulab ho usey gulab kya bheju.

pata hai hum chlormint kyun khate hain......?

kyunki...

5-star

cadbury

perk

dairymilk

kit-kat

aur

munch....


50 paise me nahi aati.
Ab dubara mat puchhna...

Sham ki tanhai me dub mat jana,
kisi ki masti me kho mat jana,
milegi manzil zaroor aapko,
kisi aur ko pakar is nachiz ko bhool mat jana...

Hum gaye unki gali mein, wo phool barsaane lage.
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(zara dhyan de)
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hum gaye unki gali mein, wo phool barsaane lage,
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jab dekha unki muumy ne, to gamle bhi aane lage...

sometime my mind asks.........why ?
why do i like u ?
why do i want to see u again & again ?
why u make me smile ?
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i finally found the answer : I simply love CARTOONS....

what is the problem with ur mobile ?
when i m trying ur number operator is saying,
"Welcome to jungle. The monkey is busy in jumping between trees. Plz try later"...

Arz kiya hai....
later the bus longer the queue,
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wah wah
later the bus longer the queue,
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shorter the skirt better the view....
wah wah wah wah

jo cheez mang ke mile wo MANNAT,
chah ke mile wo CHAHAT,
paas ho wo AMANAT,
dil se mile wo REHMAT,
per aap sa koi dost mile wo KISMAT....

never ask 4 a kiss,just take it.
never ask do u love me,say I love u.
never say I can't live without u,say I live only 4 u.
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now go flirt.
U've been trained by the xpert...

wo yaaron ki mehfil wo muskurate pal,
dilse juda hai wo bita hua kal,
kabhi guzarti thi zindagi waqt bitane mein,
aaj waqt guzar jata hai un yaadon ko jutane mein..

kaho usi se jo na kahe kisi se,
mango usi se jo dede khushi se,
dosti karo usi se jo saath nibhaye hasi se,
marna usi pe jo pyar kare tumhi se..

ladki ki T-shirt per bane aeroplane ko ladka ghur ne laga.
ladki : kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha kya ?
ladka : aeroplane to dekha hai per aisa airport nahi dekha..

Subah teri-sham meri ho,
din tera-raat meri ho,
hasi teri-udasi meri ho,
aur jab maut aaye to dost,
kabar teri or usme LAASH
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o hello.
Teri hi ho meri kyun ho..

New style of proposing a girl : I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love & I don't want my son to do the same for ur daughter so lets make them brother & sister....

khushi ke liye gum kuban,
hasi ke liye ansu kurban,
pyar ke liye dil kurban,
mere dost tere liye to jaan kurban,
aur ladki ke liye.....
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saale tu bhi kurban....

Chandni chawk ka fawara na hota,
India gate ka nazara na hota,
Fashion ne agar ladkiyon ko bigada na hota,
to india ka koi ladka awara na hota....

A luv letter from BISCUIT MAKER - Dear Marie, today is Good Day, u r ANMOL for me, but u have crackjacked my heart, bcoz I have a LITTLE HEART, now I m in 50-50 position....

Woman has man in it,
Mrs has Mr in it,
female has male in it,
Madam has adam in it,
so girls r always incomplete without boys...